My name is Nineapple Pineapple and this is a true story. My carer received a letter from lawyers representing an international computer company. They requested we come to some arrangement as to how I use my name as a trademark, or they would oppose my application to register it.
The letter ended with "Yours faithfully" so I instructed my carer to end my reply with the anagram "Your h is fully fat", and to tell them I was a pineapple making a movie about The Little One who ismissing in Queensland. They saw the humour and withdrew their application after lodging it in court.
